The Only Good Nazi - Philip Labes
The Gestapo
The Gestapo
How should we treat the Gestapo
Should we be nice to Gestapo
That’s a thinker, that one’s tough
Thank you Ezra, thank you Theo
Thank you liberals, oh so Neo-
When it comes to Gestapo
I believe we’ve thought enough
You don’t have to hate Jews to join the Nazi party
You just have to let them kill Jews for a good economy
There’s a small Latina girl hiding in her attic
She can’t go to school so she writes in her diary
And the only good Nazi is a dead Nazi
The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi
The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi
Are you a good Nazi?
All the fragile bitter people
who are angry things are pricey
who are angry that they’re renting
who are angry at their spouse
Black people stole the money
and the woke shit isn’t funny
and the immigrants are poor
but also somehow stole their house
Well, it’s okay that you’re bitter
and it’s okay that you’re angry
I agree that things are broken
I agree that life’s unfair
But once you start the beatings
zip tie children
no more hearings
you can claim they’re opinions
and history won’t care
Because the only good Nazi is a dead Nazi
The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi
The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi
Are you a good Nazi?
Because you don’t have to hate Jews to join the Nazi party
You just have to let them kill Jews for a good economy